HELLO ONE AND ALL :DI'm so happy because I just discovered a new deficiency disease and it makes me laugh alot. Literally.I'm posting this cause I had a mentally disturbing experience the other day. I was reading in the school library the other day, when I heard a giggle. Immediately my overactive imagination went to work, imagining frightful creatures from different horror movies creeping up behind me. I whipped my head around, expecting to have the living daylights scared out of me, only to be confronted by....................The student librarian on duty, stacking books to gain cip hours. But it was still scary. Cause she would stack a few books, giggle randomly, then stack a few more. And I swear the books she were stacking were not comics. Serious. She probably suffers from this :Its known as Parareír Perridere And it literally means " to laugh" . How obvious is that. Apparently, one in fifty people have it, and probably don't know they do. It stems from the deficiency of a hormone known as cierreparaarriba chiudainsu , which is found in the frontal lobe of the brain. The part that controls personality. Apparrently, when we laugh, this hormone is released and it triggers a chemical reaction that prevents us from laughing continuously once we get started. Those who lack this hormone just continue laughing , even when the whole room is staring at them, and people start to phone woodbridge. It is heriditary, and the only method of treatment is brain surgery, to implant the portian of the lobe that you are missing. But, 80% of sufferers are male, so females can (almost) be reassured that they are most likely not afflicted with it. If you do suffer from this deficiency, then you will probably have the following symptoms :1)An urge to laugh at almost nothing at all
2)You think that something is funny, and nobody agrees with you
3)You lack the ability to giggle, you can only laugh
4)You have are obsessed with anything fictional (eg . comic book characters, items that only exist in stories, magic, excetera)
5)You often embarrass yourself by laughing too loud in public places.
6)One of your relatives suffer from this disease.
7) Your shoulders are very squishy in the morning.
8)You will also have a fascination with anything realating to time ( watches, books on time travel)
9)You have a photographic memory
10)You have an allergic reaction to food that you like to eat.
If you have ANY 7 of the above symptoms, ESPECIALLY numbers 1, 4, 6 and 7, please have your doctor check it out, cause if left untreated, the patient will also develop other personality disorders such as autism, a very depressed or WORST CASE a very VIOLENT temperament.
And of course, people do stupid things in an moment of rage.
So,
DONT BE STUPID OK!!!!
Besides, Its really annoying when you tell a joke and this one person will laugh for 2 hours until they faint.
OR WORSE STILL you sit next to a person, and they sart to giggle randomly.
Now, how scary is that??
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OH, and one more thing. ( sorry I donno whats up with the spacing so just scroll down)
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you weren't gullible enough to believe that post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And besides, I left you hints.
para reír and per ridere mean "to laugh" in Spanish and italian, respectively,
While cierre para arriba and chiuda in su mean "shut up " in the same languages.
HAHA :D
oh well, happy (belated) april fools.
Huimei the one and only out!!
