Saturday, 31 March 2007
My friends have got to have the most quirky and embarrassing sense of humour.
One day, we were gathered at a girl, celeste's, house, and we were bored, so we started to go through the pile of home work on her desk, and we found an anatomical drawing of a cow, complete in colour and labellings.
Trying to show off her "immense" knowledge of the cows' inner workings, she proceeded to say " Cows produce methane gas", which sparked off a long debate on, what else? cows.
( I, being the happy spectator, did not participate in this discussion.I simply watched and laughed. All the names mentioned are my friends, and yes, they ARE actual people)
Natalie:" Do cows produce methane because they have 4 stomachs, and the digestion takes so long that the gas is produced?
Celeste: "No. I'm not sure why the gas is produced actually, *ashamed grin* I think I have to study more"
Natalie: "so, why do cows have 4 stomachs??"
Timothy: "Because they have 4 legs."
Celeste : "But, the legs have nothing to do with the stomachs!!"
Nathan: "yeah, then why do they have 4 stomachs?? "
Celeste : " Thats irrelevant!!!!!! I refuse to answer anymore of your retarded questions!! moving on.......
Nathan :" ok, why do cows wear those.....those....... shiny ringy thingies???"
Natalie :" bells. Cow bells. Why do cows wear cow bells?"
Timothy :"I read its because the ringing sound simulates them to produce more milk or something........"
Celeste :" Where did you read that? Its not true!!! the bells are so that they will be able to find the cow!!"
Natalie :" besides, if that was true, can you imagine what the school bell would do to pregnant teachers?"
>_<
Sometimes, in public, I pretend I dont know them.
But apparently, excessive ,*ahem* Lactating can result in Chromium deficiency. This does not mean that I suggest you go out there and start eating chromium. It is HIGLY TOXIC IN LARGE AMOUNTS.
See!! Toxic!!!!!
so dont go around munching it.
But it IS essential for our bodies for the proper metabolism of sugar and also plays a key role in insulin activity, so, no chromium, no sugar high. Even so, the recommended daily intake of chromium is very low, only about 30- 35 µg for an adult male,and only about 2% is absorbed into the intestinal tract, so yeah, its very little.Most of this gets stored in the bones, spleen, and liver for later use. We get most of our chromium from egg yolks, whole grains,broccoli, green beans,some breakfast cereals, coffee, nuts, meat, and certain kinds of beer and wine. So, chromium deficiency is very easily treated and VERY few people suffer from it, because its literally impossible to suffer from chromium deficiency if you eat a balanced diet. So, if you suffer from chromium deficiency, it's very likely that you suffer from other problems arising from your diet, such as STARVATION. yeah. So getting a case of chromium deficiency is pretty extreme.
Well, at least that puts the rest of us at ease.
Peace out-------------
One day, we were gathered at a girl, celeste's, house, and we were bored, so we started to go through the pile of home work on her desk, and we found an anatomical drawing of a cow, complete in colour and labellings.
Trying to show off her "immense" knowledge of the cows' inner workings, she proceeded to say " Cows produce methane gas", which sparked off a long debate on, what else? cows.
( I, being the happy spectator, did not participate in this discussion.I simply watched and laughed. All the names mentioned are my friends, and yes, they ARE actual people)
Natalie:" Do cows produce methane because they have 4 stomachs, and the digestion takes so long that the gas is produced?
Celeste: "No. I'm not sure why the gas is produced actually, *ashamed grin* I think I have to study more"
Natalie: "so, why do cows have 4 stomachs??"
Timothy: "Because they have 4 legs."
Celeste : "But, the legs have nothing to do with the stomachs!!"
Nathan: "yeah, then why do they have 4 stomachs?? "
Celeste : " Thats irrelevant!!!!!! I refuse to answer anymore of your retarded questions!! moving on.......
Nathan :" ok, why do cows wear those.....those....... shiny ringy thingies???"
Natalie :" bells. Cow bells. Why do cows wear cow bells?"
Timothy :"I read its because the ringing sound simulates them to produce more milk or something........"
Celeste :" Where did you read that? Its not true!!! the bells are so that they will be able to find the cow!!"
Natalie :" besides, if that was true, can you imagine what the school bell would do to pregnant teachers?"
>_<
Sometimes, in public, I pretend I dont know them.
But apparently, excessive ,*ahem* Lactating can result in Chromium deficiency. This does not mean that I suggest you go out there and start eating chromium. It is HIGLY TOXIC IN LARGE AMOUNTS.
See!! Toxic!!!!!
so dont go around munching it.
But it IS essential for our bodies for the proper metabolism of sugar and also plays a key role in insulin activity, so, no chromium, no sugar high. Even so, the recommended daily intake of chromium is very low, only about 30- 35 µg for an adult male,and only about 2% is absorbed into the intestinal tract, so yeah, its very little.Most of this gets stored in the bones, spleen, and liver for later use. We get most of our chromium from egg yolks, whole grains,broccoli, green beans,some breakfast cereals, coffee, nuts, meat, and certain kinds of beer and wine. So, chromium deficiency is very easily treated and VERY few people suffer from it, because its literally impossible to suffer from chromium deficiency if you eat a balanced diet. So, if you suffer from chromium deficiency, it's very likely that you suffer from other problems arising from your diet, such as STARVATION. yeah. So getting a case of chromium deficiency is pretty extreme.
Well, at least that puts the rest of us at ease.
Peace out-------------
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